We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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