Sponge bath it is.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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