i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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