She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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