If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You're a waste of cheezeits
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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