There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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