so that wasnt chicken after all
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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