Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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