Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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