Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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