ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
