so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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