so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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