i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Randomize
