He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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