Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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