Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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