no, he came in my armpit
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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