She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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