Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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