Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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