I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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