Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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