I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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