He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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