scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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