i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
