I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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