i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Never joke about your clitoris.
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