You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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