I'm drive I can fine osifer
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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