id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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