So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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