So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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