Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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