You work out of a Hotel?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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