hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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