:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
they're like a gay fantastic four
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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