Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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