you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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