Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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