Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
