That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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