Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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