i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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