No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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