The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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