If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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