I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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