What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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