these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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