The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
