I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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