do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you