Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.