He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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