I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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