I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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