it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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